MSN Messenger. The scorn of the internet. I know people who use their computer, just to go on MSN messenger or Live Messenger as they call it now. I hate it, but unfortunately everyone uses it and if I want to communicate with them, thats where I have to be and WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO, Microsoft have been ever so kind as to release a version for Mac and Windows, but not Linux.
Miranda-IM
It’s OK though. If I had the choice of the bag of shite Microsoft messenger and a simple GUIed messenger, with but a few features missing, you can tell from my tone which one I’d pick. Enter Miranda-IM. Another windows only program, but boy, it makes you feel happy.
Simplicity
Some people don’t seem to understand that simplicity is the key. I don’t want an application that is all eye candy and takes forever to load. Windows Vista, apparently has tones of effects between windows, needs a whole 512mb of RAM to run. Personally I think that it would slow down productivity rather than increase it. Windows Live Messenger takes up a sluggish 50mb of RAM. Miranda takes a sweet 1mb.

Linux
GAIM. It kind of, rolls off the tongue. You don’t need to step back to see the interface, and the way it works and produces results is fantastic. It also works in Windows and Linux.
And, for all you command line freaks, theres even something for you. Bitlbee. You don’t even need to install anything except an IRC client (if you’re a windows fanboy). Just use the IRC in the terminal and connect to a Bitlbee server. Fantastic.

Stop living in the past. Stop being Microsoft’s bitch. Get a multiple protocol messenger. Make the world a happier place.

